Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.
[Transcript:
(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)
First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”
(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)
First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”
Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate.You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”
End transcript.]
The moment that man started speaking -
That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like… warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that’s a low, deep – far deeper than expected – warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.
I read a really good MDZS fic that was loosely based on something called Cherry Magic and I was like “this is cute let me look this up” and like 8 episodes later I wanna claw my face off everyone is so cute and pretty and it’s so fluffy I wanna die.
but i’m so tired of hearing liberals talk about how “can’t we just have one day to breathe” literally every single time anyone criticizes B*den or H*rris. Y’all wanted “one day” during the entirety of the election process, then election day, and the days following, and now inauguration, and probably for the next four years
because it’s so much easier for y’all to ask for more time to enjoy yourselves vs actually acknowledging that Tr*mp was a symptom of a system working exactly as it was designed to and that B*den isn’t going to fix everything for you if you ask him to, pretty please with a cherry on top, and then doing shit beyond pushing people to vote as if that’s the be all end all of activism
so, no. you can’t have “one day.” you’ve had too many days. and we’ve lost too many people.
ETA:
I’m fucking tired of y’all reblogging this post and completely missing the part where I wasn’t talking about mental health days but that when I PERSONALLY talk about issues with the Biden administration, I have consistently been yelled at to let other people rest.
And like I’ve said NUMEROUS TIMES in the notes that no one reads: this has happened to me a lot.
if you want to rest, fine. but this post was me venting about people telling me to stop talking because it makes them uncomfortable to think about things. And to all the folks who have speculated on my level of privilege: I’m a disabled QPOC, so kindly fuck off.
that whole chorus method in one of the reblogs? It’s a great metaphor. But it only works if you let the people holding the note actually hold the note and stop telling them that they need to let you rest and stop making that racket.
Hey y'all remember when I made a vent post and I had 14,000 notes worth of people yelling at me that I hadn’t given Biden and Harris enough time to show how great they were gonna be? Remember that?
I remember. It’s been almost seven months, guys! Where’s that progress you swore we were gonna see?? What’s that? He’s bombing brown people like every other president we’ve had? He’s increased the police budget? Is that…is that the progress everyone wanted? Because if that’s the case, I was on the wrong fuckin’ page here.
If I ever write a “everybody lives” fic for MDZS I am absolutely putting Wen Qing and Nie Mingjue together because I think that dynamic would be absolutely hysterical.
Like he gets all huffy and enraged, screaming his head off and then just suddenly passes out to reveal his wife behind him and a needle in his neck. It happens like once a week at least. She just steps over him and continues about her day.
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gonna step in real quick guys to let you know that this screenshot is from breitbart and the radicals they’re talking abt are white supremacists
lefty edgelords will fearmonger over breitbart headlines then get offended when someone implies horseshoe theory is remotely real 🙄
For all the people who are like “so what if it’s Breitbart it’s based on a press release from the White House,” the report it’s referring to is very clearly about right wing domestic terrorism. The only mention of groups that don’t fit that description specifically is in one paragraph that mentions “anarchist violent extremists” as well as militias, anti-abortion protesters, and incels, but all the examples of violence included in this 30 page document are the work of right wingers. More significantly, at no point does it actually ask people to report their “potentially radicalized” friends and family, that’s just something that Breitbart made up to rile y’all up
hey does anyone on this web site remember 6 months ago when right-wing extremists invaded the capitol and tried to assassinate the vice president and speaker? anybody? anyone at all
Are you all completely and utterly unaware of the FBI and the feds’ history of targeting leftists and others under the guise of fighting white supremacists and similar groups? Additionally, yes the press briefing, which I personally read before this post, absolutely includes enough information to deduce this will easily target anti-capitalists. It is a very basic reading you’re only denying because you saw Breitbart frame or say misleading shit and kneejerked that Biden is doing everything right and leftists are ridiculous, whereas it’s clear you all haven’t fucking bothered to look into this before now and the tumblr post is all you’re going on. If you claim otherwise, I don’t believe you. Please stop being the biggest dipshits on the planet and read American history on the FBI and COINTELPRO, including how the later was designed to also target the KKK yet killed a LOT of communists! Weird!
Furthermore, the Capitol Riot was an event planned all over the internet, and my circle of supposed stupid communists knew it was happening weeks before it did. The FBI knew. There were also right-wing NGOs busing in randos from all over the country, but the wealthier right-wing influencers stole the media show. The cops also just let the people into the Capitol. They walked single file into it, one guy found zip ties *left out on a table* and grabbed them, and jesus christ you’re all a bunch of gullible rubes. Noam Chomsky and his comrade wrote Manufacturing Consent for assholes like you all holy god I HATE liberals.
what is COINTELPRO who was fred hampton what is manufactoring consent what did edward snowden reveal about the NSA what happened to all those ferguson BLM activists
